Boring
Parody of: "Warning" by Green Day (B. Armstrong, M. Pritchard, F. Wright)
New lyrics by: John Holland
Author's Note: It's a lot funnier if you listen to the song while you're reading; some of the parts are about whats going on in the original song. If you don't have the CD, see if it isn't banned on Napster and download it.

This is the newest single from Green Day
It's only $12.10
We use the same riff over and over again
May impair your hearing to hear these chords repeating
Couldn't quite come up with a better melody
Keep out of reach of hearing
'Cause it might get stuck in
Someone's head and then they would die of boredom

Boring, this is so boring
This is boring, this is so boring
This ain't alright

Man, I hope that siren did some good in this
Maybe it helped to break the conformity
Caution: we're not even halway through the song yet
We've got two more minutes before this torture's over
"Sterilization may occur as a result of prolonged exposure"
Just shut up and buy our product of insanity

Boring, this is so boring
This is boring, this is so boring
This is boring, this is so boring
This is boring, this is so boring
This ain't alright

Good, a break from the annoying stupidity
Did you remember to keep the track running?
Oh, no! We're back to the same old stinkin' loop
I told you we should have spent a little longer on the process of
Notation, harmonization; but, no we had a deadline!
I'll shut up because we're rolling in the money

Boring, this is so boring
This is boring, this is so boring
This is boring, this is so boring
This is boring, this is so boring

This was the newest single from Green Day
This was only a test