Eyes Wide Shut
Parody of: "With Arms Wide Open" by Creed (S. Phillips, M. Tremonti, S. Stapp)
New lyrics by: John Holland
Author's Note: Heh heh heh...

Well I just heard the tragedy
Stanley Kubrick's life ended today
He left one film for all to see
It's playing down at the multiplex

It's Eyes Wide Shut
Starring Tom Cruise
Two years in the making
What a waste of time
On Eyes Wide Shut
It's Eyes Wide Shut

Well I don't know why he didn't make
Something more enjoyable
I look around, I think we're out of luck
The doors are closed, so now we're stuck

With Eyes Wide Shut
In the theater
What a big disgrace
Eww, I didn't wanna see that
My eyes're wide shut
But now that scene has passed
I open them
It's almost sickening
It's Eyes Wide Shut
It's Eyes Wide Shut
It's almost sickening, aw yeah
It's Eyes Wide Shut, tut tut

If I had just one wish
Only one demand
I wish that this would end
I wish that I could stand
To watch this worthless crap
And never see it again
And write a parody of
"With Arms Wide Open"

Called "Eyes Wide Shut"
Starring Tom Cruise
Two years in the making
What a waste of time
On Eyes Wide Shut
Now that it's over
I'll go on home
And on my site, I'll make fun
Of Eyes Wide Shut
It's Eyes Wide Shut
It's almost sickening, aw yeah
It's Eyes Wide Shut
Tut-tut...