Hedgeclipper
Parody of: "Sledgehammer" By Peter Gabriel
New lyrics by: John Holland
Author's Note: When I say "weed" in the second verse, I don't mean pot.

Let's go out and clip 'em
'Cause they need to be a little tamed
Let's go out and clip 'em
This is not some stupid game

All you do is call me
I can help you with them weeds

Let's go out and snip 'em
Snip them front to back, all around the bends
Let's go out and snip 'em, kill 'em
That weed caused an ugly trend

CHORUS:
I wanna be your hedgeclipper
Why don't you grab the handles
Oh, let me be your hedgeclipper
This will be my vict'ry mornin'

Yeah, yeah

Show me 'round your so-called yard
'Cause I will estimate how much it will be
Show me 'round this jungle
Where the fruit is rotting in the trees

REPEAT CHORUS TWICE

Hedge, hedge, hedgeclipper

I've clipped the kudzu (clipped the kudzu, clipped the kudzu)
Shed the shed (shed the shed)
This is the green stuff (this is the green stuff)
I go snippin' in (he goes snippin' in)
Oh, won't you move the blades (move the blades)
I will cut grass blades (cut grass blades)
Move the blades (move the blades)
I will cut grass blades
Snip, snip, snip, snip, snippity-snip, snip, snip plants
Only plants
I need them green plants
Them green plants
Green, brown, green-brown plants
Hey, I've been feeding the flytrap
I've been feeding the flytrap
That big huge flytrap
From Little Shop of Horrors
Come on, come on, clip 'em do
Come on, come on, snip 'em do
Snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, plants
I've been feeding the flytrap
That big huge flytrap
He said to do so, so I did
Wouldn't you?