Home Alone
Parody of: "Broken Home" by Papa Roach (D. Buckner, T. Esperance, J. Horton, J. Shaddix)
New lyrics by: John Holland
Author's Note: "IIIIII'mmmmm dreaming of a Whiiiiiite Christmas..." (smack, smack) "AHHHHHHH!!!!!" Get it? Ahhhhahaha....

Home alone
On my own
Home alone
On my own

I just can't believe my luck
I just can't believe my parents
No one's in the house
'Cept for my pet ferret
I'm staying home alone
No one else tellin' me what to do
I can do anything
I can do anything
Can do anything

Home alone
On my own

My mother and father left me
For two and half hours, max.
They went to a party
And they'll call often just to check
You may think it's not a big deal
You may stay alone all the time
But there's one thing you don't know
I am only eight years old
Only eight years old

I'm running around the house
No one's stoppin' me
Eating the dog chow
No one is stopping me
Havoc wreaking around
No one's stoppin' me
Make disgusting fart sounds
No one is stopping me
...I'll eat cake

(Breakin' all the rules)

Home alone
On my own

It feels good to be alone
Man of the house, I'm stayin' home alone
I can't believe it, how could I achieve it?
Surprise strikes me hard that my old pop would let it
To me, his son, he said I couldn't come
Babysitter gone, she's on vacation
There's no other choice, que sera sera
And I'm so excited
'Cause I'm home all alone

Home aloooaaAAAHHHhhooone
Home alaaAAAAHHHHHoonne

Just can't believe my luck
Just can't believe my parents
No one's in the house
Except for my pet ferret

Home aloooaaAAAHHHhhooone
Home alaaAAAAHHHHHoonne