Semper Fi
Parody of: "Stupify" by Disturbed (D. Donegan, D. Draiman, M. Wengren, Fuzz)
New lyrics by: John Holland and Bryan Mastergeorge
Author's Note: No offense to the Marines... :-)

Yeah, hey all you college drop-outs
I got a solution to all of your problems
Come to the Marines
And get Semper Fi

Average kid: I've been waiting through high school for just collEDGE
And all I needed was a scholarSHIP
But then I saw a Marine commerCIAL
Then I heard Semper Fi, the laughing began
My grades were so bad I FLIPPED
So I couldn't get a scholarSHIP
That means I have to join the Marines...CRAP!
When I hear Semper Fi, I'm laughing again

Marine supporter:
Why, are you picking fun at their slogan?
My, dad is really ticked off at you
He's, been in Corps for thirty years
He's suing this website
Ha! That'll show a little punk like you
Not, to fool around with the Marine Corps!
Neah, neah-neah, neah-neah-neah-neah-neah-neah!

CHORUS:
Average kid:
See, but it's so silly!
Don't you think it's a funny slogan?
Silly, don't you think? What a funny slogan
Silly.
It's Semper Fi
It's not so bad you say?
Well you're dull
But it's so silly!
Don't you think it's a funny slogan?
Silly, don't you think? What a funny slogan
Silly.
It's Semper Fi
It's Semper Fi

All the people in basic training ROCK
But all the drop-outs livin' at mommie's house SUCK
Unlike the people at the monument ROCK
And all the veterans from Iwo Jima
All the younguns at Parris Island ROCK
And all the younguns at Camp Lejune ROCK
And all my homies at Quantico ROCK
They all say Semper Fi, laughing never ends

Marine supporter:
Hmph. There you go, picking fun again
Why, must you keep torturing me like this?
Semper Fi is short for "Semper Fidelis" which means "always faithful" in Latin
I don't really see the humor
Well, I guess it is a bit funny...
Yeah, it is pretty funny!
Ha, ha-ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha!

REPEAT CHORUS

It's Semperrrr-------
Fideliiiiiiissss------

But don't define it
We already know it, don't define it
And don't use it as a verrrrrb----

Average kid:
See, but it's so silly!
Don't you think it's a funny slogan?
Silly, don't you think? What a funny slogan
Silly.
It's Semper Fi

Join the Marines, at Quantico, and begin to Semper Fi...EYAH (4x)
Join the Marines, at Quantico (4x)
Join the Marines! (...sawasawassap?) (3x)
And begin to Semper Fi, EYAH!